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Total Medals Earned: 54 (From
4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,000 Points
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (145/500 points)
Relive Your Life
10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
10 Points Death snagged you so young!
10 Points Yogurt.
10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
10 Points Check out any of the external links
10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
10 Points Time paid life's bill.
10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
10 Points A classic for bidding!
10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
100 Points You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Road of the Dead
10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/1,000 points)
Toss the Turtle
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Get punched by a banana
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Use a nuke
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 15/20 (345/500 points)